So Trollplay is shutting down.  It’s been my site of choice for digging up the logs that I post on this blog since the forums actually have a whole section dedicated to pornographic RPs.

It’s a shame though, I’ve met some cool people during my treks through the site, so for better or worse it definitely has a degree of sentimental value to me.  Oh well.

I’m going to have to find another source for usable RPs though.  I know it’s kind of stupid for me to say considering I haven’t updated this blog with any actual content in almost a year, but I’ve really been wanting to pick it back up again.  It’s just been a matter of finding my muse and having other things I’d usually rather be doing than writing about how poorly people write their sexy role plays.

I don’t know when I’ll be taking the reins of this blog and start posting more content again, but I can safely say that when I do it will probably be a little different from what I’ve been doing.

In the meantime, you can check out my main blog for other stuff I’ve been doing.

Stay tuned????

Q:Any specifics about what humorous writing the application should have?

zeroodd

Not really.  It can be a general review of your own, something you just wrote about on your blog, or even a fanfic you may have done.  Basically, anything that is meant to be funny, without it being a single witty one-liner.

Style of humor is totally up to whatever you work best at.  Dark, deadpan, ironic, whatever.  It’s up to you.  I’d also like to say that anyone who might end up creating content for this blog, either by being a mod or by submission, doesn’t have to format or structure their posts like I do, with line-by-line commentary.  You can structure it more like a film review, where you review the entire thing all at once, or something completely different.  Not looking for uniformity necessarily.

Open for applications, I guess?

In case you have not noticed, I have not posted anything on this blog in a few months.  I’m reluctant to have any official “hanging it up for good” thing, because I am not writing off the possibility that some day I will suddenly feel totally gung-ho about reviewing some more Homestuck porn.

I also really like this blog, and have had a lot of fun with it.  I’ve also been fortunate enough to receive almost nothing but kind words from people, and it is cool that a lot of people really like this blog too, because by extension that means you all really like me, and probably think I am handsome.  I find you attractive as well.  Not sexually, though.

Anyway, I figure instead of just leaving this blog to sit around and gather dust, I’ll open this blog up for other contributors to review their own Homestuck-oriented smut.  I am mainly looking for people who I can make moderators, and to a lesser extent anyone who may feel like submitting their own reviews.

If you want to be a moderator, just submit that you want to be that thing I said.  You can tell me about yourself if you want, but definitely give me an example of your writing. Preferably something humorous, and at least a few paragraphs long.

With any luck, this blog will soon be bountiful with new, eager writers, who may be able to ride the excitement of this blog with enough energy to post one review every day for a few days like I did, before they realize that’s a fucking stupid idea.

Combining robots [2]

▲: Squarewave chuckled electronically “Hey man thats fucking embarrassing.” He knew no one else was around but still, he found that a bit embarrassing (Yes, that is what he just said. We can take his word for it fine). “Shit man your all lovey……” He turned to look away to hide his enjoyment of the affection and attention.

What is there to hide?  Squarewave has a solid metal face, it’s not like he can blush or anything.  He is obscuring the same face he has always had every day of his life.

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Combining robots [1]

For better or worse, a lot of the sex logs involving trolls don’t ever really involve any alien anatomy.  People talk about buckets, but once it’s crunch time and people are left with the opportunity to exploit some xenobiology, they usually pussy the fuck out.

Well, let’s see what we’ve got once we replace alien sex with robot sex.  I wanna see some real creativity in this, people.

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Back in business.

I probably should have made some kind of note on this blog, but I forgot.  I recently decided to take a month-long break from the internet.  Not for any real reason, just as something to do.

So that’s why I haven’t posted anything in a while.  I’m not abandoning this blog or anything yet.

But I got like twenty emails in that time alerting me of new followers?  Maybe that’s what the people really want to see more of: me shutting the fuck up.

Q:Could you make guide-lines for submissions? I'd like to submit something, but I'm not sure what kinda stuff should I put on it. Can I also submit smut fan-comics? (Yes they are a thing)

Anonymous

My only real request is that you try to offer a link to the actual work, and not just copy and paste an entire fic or log or whatever.  If you don’t that doesn’t mean I’m going to ignore it or anything, but I prefer to have bookmarks to the original source for all the stuff I review.

Smut fan-comics sound hilarious, if you have any that you think would be funny, send it my way.

Really anything that’s really pornographic and unintentionally funny, regardless of medium, is fine.

EDIT: I should have mentioned this earlier, because it’s a thing that occasionally happens, but also please don’t send me logs that are only half-finished or something.  I’ve done a few that ended a little prematurely, but if it stops right in the middle of the sex, or even before sex actually happens?  Yeah that doesn’t give me a lot to work with.

2 Cats 1 Pizza

▲: ((Kitty Dave, S&M kink. Looking for either a Bro, Dom!John, or maybe even a Dad Egbert. Other male character’s are okay too! :D))

Mercy me.

One of the many things that’s always impressed me about the Homestuck fandom is how numerous and various the prefixes can be on any given character.  Within the comic itself you have dream selves, past selves, alternate universe selves, etc.  But once you start mining through the fan works you can get stuff like “humanstuck genderbent Tavros,” at which point I start to wonder if the “Homestuck” moniker is just a formality.

Then you combine that with people who are completely unconcerned with things such as “being in character” and you end up with the characters (who this Cat Dave is rather particular about who he will role play with) being completely empty vessels for sex.

But we’re no strangers to that, are we?  Let’s see what we’ve got.  If you have any cats in the room, I suggest you have them avert their eyes.

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