Stuttering Hambeasts
This was submitted to me last night. Fic writers: take note.
This is my gift to you. Kind of.Your name is Stutterezi Pyrope, and you are about to have the greatest experience of your life.
Dave gives John the best birthday present since Earth’s apocalypse.
This is another submission, and it exemplifies perfectly why I need you guys to not be shy when it comes to sending me terrible stuff. This is something I would have never been able to find on my own, and it would be terrible if this had escaped my scope of vision.
I think fan fiction needs to be the kind of thing people need to have a license for, because some people are just fucking reckless with it. At least with role play logs you have the excuse of it all being done off the cuff, improvised with someone else, and for the most part not intended for an audience outside of the players. But people should have to sit down, take a class, and read a fucking textbook before they’re allowed anywhere near a fan fiction website.
Chapter 1: You Realize Other People Are Going To Read This Mess, Right?
I shouldn’t be complaining, because truly bad fanworks make my job a whole lot easier.
